Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Going down, down baby

Topic of the day: Is it gross or OhKay to makeout after going down on someone? For boys, or girls.

I think we can all agree that blowjobs are part of hooking up, whether you like it or not. And whether or not you allow a guy to cum in your mouth is totally a personal decision. As is spitting v. swallowing. Personally, cum grosses me the fuck out, and if a guy wants a blowjob he better be absolutely fine with finishing with either a handjob or sex. There will be no cum shots on this gorgeous mug!

As for guys, they should really learn how to be more proactive in the going down dept. Some of my ex boyfriends just LOVED eating out. Even though they were awful at it. (Poor things) And some guys are just totally not into it, which is ok if they don't expect anything in return. If they do, fuck them. This is a mutual effort! Personally the best orgasms I've ever had come from going down. A lot of guys don't know this so I'll let you in on a little secret **The CLIT is what you should go for to stimulate a girl!! Yes, penetration is great and dandy and feels awesome but the clit is the main event! Got it? Now use that information to the fullest extent**

Needless to say let's assume everyone is great at giving blowjobs (no biters!!) or going down (no slobbering!), and everyone is happy in the world. Then what? Do you thank your mate for pleasuring you with a big smooch? Or are you repulsed by having your own bodily fluids shoved back into you?? I personally really love making out in general, and after I give a blowjob if I want to snuggle and makeout I think that's my right. I worked hard for it! Cum on!! Ha. Same goes for after a guy goes down. If he wants to kiss, let's kiss. The toothbrush was invented for exactly this reason right? Or mouthwash, or whatever. You're mouth will be clean again! It's offensive to be repulsed by kissing after going down. Afterall, it's your fucking fluids! Get over it.

XOX

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  2. A man who refuses to make out with a woman after oral is an asshole; he ought to reward her hard and fine effort with a lovely liplocking. A woman who refuses to make out after having given or received mouthmagic is a prissy snob who I wouldn't want to hook up with anyway. A man who doesn't know how best to use his own mouth...well he is no man at all.

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