Ideal because no one is perfect, we know we aren't perfect. Remember, that's one of the healthy relationship signs; knowing that people make mistakes and should be forgiven within a reasonable amount of time. God- people fuck up all the time! Now that we've gotten past that hurtle, what do we absolutely deserve in a man/ what qualities are a necessity??
Here are the criteria that Charlie and Dylan have compiled for all potential husband material (PHM!) We like to abbrev...
1: Has to be able to handle my bitchassness (and our friends bitchassness)
2: Has to be motivated in his business and personal life
3: Can't be emotionally abusive
4. Has to have a good sense of humour (the british kind) and makes me laugh
5. Good taste in music [See: Bedroom Playlist Post]
6. Has to be a good dresser (This means he has no crocs in his closet. And no more then 1 lax jersey unless you actually play the fucking sport! Vom!)
7. Has to be supportive and encouraging
8. Has a high standard of hygiene (Teeth should be brushed 2-3 times a day. At least!)
9. Is able to give constructive criticism to keep us grounded, not to be mean.
10. Has a sense of adventure or spontaneity
11. Desire to learn/educated
12. Tolerating and accepting
13. No receding hairlines! (Jk some bald guys are hot... [See: Taye Diggs]
14. Shares the responsibility of cooking and cleaning
15. See's you as the equal
16. Get's along with your friends (chicks before dicks!!!)
17. Get's along with your family... [Let me uh tell you uh somethin about muh famalee]
18. There's got to be unwavering trust between you
19. Has to be loyal
20. Loves you. A lot.
21. Same long term goals
22. Has to defend your honor
23. Should know what he's doing in the boudoir!!
24. Has to be able to hold an intelligent conversation
25. Is a good friend
That's all for now but this post is open for amendments. What are you criteria???
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This might not pertain as much to the post at hand, but I've really just had a burning desire (not a sexually transmitted disease [STD!] VOM!) to know something about your tagline.
ReplyDeleteHow exactly does one fuck around literally? It's an idiomatic expression, and because of that CANNOT be literal. It makes no sense. And as a follow up, how exactly would one "fuck around" metaphorically??
I'd love to hear your input and, as always, keep up the exceptional work.
you raise a good point, mr. big. fucking around isn't even a metaphor. girls, please explain this or i'm going to have a brain vom.
ReplyDeleteand another thing i couldn't figure out... isn't figuratively the opposite of literally, not metaphorically? i don't know... grammar always confused me too.
LOVEZ IT!
When I say literally fucking around- I am talking about sex and when I say metaphorically fucking around- I mean wasting time on unproductive things/procrastinating.
ReplyDeleteSorry if thats not technically grammatically correct, but I'm not an English major :P
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