So you're out to dinner/ or at a bar/ or whatever. You can't stop looking at the guy you're with because he's so hot and you just want to jump his bones. You finally get to a bedroom (let's keep the PDA to a minimum people.. it's so fucking rude!) and you're viciously making out. Then all of a sudden he's ready to have sex. UM WHAT?? Did I miss something here? i.e. 2nd and 3rd base??
*Sidenote* How do you define the bases? For purposes of this post I'm going to say they are:
1st: Making out
2nd: Feeling (up, around, all over... dry humping included)
3rd: Any oral or non penile penetration (ie fingering)
Home: SEX! (whoop whoop!).. Sorry I am super hyper this morning and bored to hell at work.
Now boys, let me make it clear. Girls don't WANT to skip straight to sex. You have to warm us up first. And no, making out does not count as warming up. That's just the beginning. Honestly, sex is just not as good if you don't really want it! Needless to say I'm a firm believer that you must round the bases to make it home. Not to say that everytime you want to do it you need to have oral sex, but you have to stimulate!
I'm not sure how to emphasize this point to boys. Obviously girls know what I'm talking about. We just don't get aroused in the same way men do. There's nothing just popping up, ya know? I guess you could think of it like female whiskey dick (now here's a far fetched concept, but go with me.) So you know how when guys drink too much they get whiskey dick? And then you have to work extra hard BEFORE sex to get it up. So maybe girls are in a state of whiskey dick before any stimulation and you have to work to get them going... it doesn't just happen. Ok that may not be the best analogy but I tried.
Moral of the story: Don't be lazy, stimulate.
Love, Charlie
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